If Only I Were More Like Bill
December 5, 2009
If only I were more like Bill…
Bill O’Reilly that is.
Even if I could only get a show on the public access channel I’d do it.
Just so I could get pinheads like Schenectady County Court Judge Polly Hoye to come on my show.
Hello everyone and and welcome to “The Larry Factor” here on SACC Channel 16 in beautiful downtown Schenectady.
With me tonight in the no stupid zone is Schenectady County Court Judge Polly Hoye who recently ruled that an estimated $120,000 in cash seized from former city schools facilities director Steve Raucci’s Niskayuna home should be returned to him claiming there has been nothing to show it is connected to any of the crimes alleged.
(HT Daily Gazette-)
Judge with all due respect Raucci was a glorified janitor and yet he had over 120K in cash at his house. Don’t you find that a little odd?
Judge Hoye : “Well you know, legalese speak etc etc etc.”
Me: JUDGE JUDGE! THE MAN HAS A 26 COUNT INDICTMENT AGAIN HIM
Judge Hoye: If you’d just let me . .
Me: HE’S PLANTED FOUR BOMBS!!!! TWO OF THEM WENT OFF (THANK GOD NO ONE WAS HURT) BUT SOMEHOW YOU CAN’T CONNECT THE DOTS
Judge Hoye: The law states . .
ME: LAW SHMAW THE MAN’S A MENACE!!!
Judge Hoye : Well gee I dunno!
(And then the alarm went off) SIGH!