If Only I Were More Like Bill

December 5, 2009

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If only I were more like Bill…

Bill O’Reilly that is.

Even if I could only get a show on the public access channel I’d do it.

Just so I could get pinheads like Schenectady County Court Judge Polly Hoye to come on my show.

(Dream sequence)

Hello everyone and and welcome to “The Larry Factor” here on SACC Channel 16 in beautiful downtown Schenectady.

With me tonight in the no stupid zone is Schenectady County Court Judge Polly Hoye who recently ruled that an estimated $120,000 in cash seized from former city schools facilities director Steve Raucci’s Niskayuna home should be returned to him claiming there has been nothing to show it is connected to any of the crimes alleged.

(HT Daily Gazette-)

Judge with all due respect Raucci was a glorified janitor and yet he had over 120K in cash at his house.  Don’t you find that a little odd?

Judge Hoye :  “Well you know, legalese speak etc etc etc.”

Me:  JUDGE JUDGE!  THE MAN HAS A 26 COUNT INDICTMENT AGAIN HIM

Judge Hoye: If you’d just let me . .

Me: HE’S PLANTED FOUR BOMBS!!!!   TWO OF THEM WENT OFF  (THANK GOD NO ONE WAS HURT)  BUT SOMEHOW YOU CAN’T CONNECT THE DOTS

Judge Hoye: The law states . .

ME:  LAW SHMAW    THE MAN’S A MENACE!!!

Judge Hoye : Well gee I dunno!

ME:  Alright judge thank you for coming on   Next as the factor moves along we’ll have Steve and Jackie from WROW along with Uncle Vito from PYX 106 and of course veiwer mail.

(And then the alarm went off)  SIGH!

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One Response to “If Only I Were More Like Bill”


  1. […] And of course there’s the whole matter of having a known domestic terrorist on your pay role working for the school district as a glorified janitor. […]


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